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Tactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch

3.5" imported PVC tactical llama patch with OCP styling, hook backing, identity/profanity phrase review, and patch display support.

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$9.99
Vendor
Tactical Gear Junkie
Type
Patches
SKU
TACTICAL_LLAMA_FUCKING_PROBLEM_PVC
UPC
82654754
Weight
0.3 oz

Specifications

Material
PVC
Specifications
Material
PVC

Quantity
1
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Description


Meet the patch that announces itself before you do — a 3.5" PVC warning label in the shape of a tactical llama. This wool-covered menace is geared for chaos: combat helmet secured, kit dialed in, eyes locked on bad decisions. Calm? Never. Problematic? Intentionally.

Wrapped around this four-legged liability is the phrase “I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM”, because self-awareness is a weapon. Durable PVC with hook backing means it sticks wherever you slap it, letting everyone nearby know you’re not here to blend in — you’re here to escalate.

Details:

  • 3.5 inch patch
  • Includes hook fastener backing.
  • Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
  • Imported PVC

Warning: This 3.5" PVC tactical llama patch clearly identifies you as the problem. Side effects include intentional chaos, poor life choices, and bystanders suddenly understanding why things are going sideways. Wear accordingly — accountability not included.

 

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