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I'm Not Much to Look At But I Fuck Like The Government - V.2.0 - 2x3 Patch

2" x 3" hook-backed adult-humor morale patch with political/profanity text, camo variation, and wording review.

$6.29
$7.99
Vendor
Tactical Gear Junkie
Type
Patches
SKU
FUCK_LIKE_THE_GOVT_BLK_2X3_V.2.0
UPC
04929058
Weight
0.3 oz

Specifications

Dimensions
2x3
Specifications
Dimensions
2x3

Color

Quantity
1
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Description


This 'I'm Not Much to Look At But I Fuck Like The Government' patch will have you laughing out loud while also reminding you that you'll be 'screwed hard' no matter what!
  • 2 inches high by 3 inches wide.
  • Includes hook fastener backing.
  • Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
  • Made in the USA, by Tactical Gear Junkie.
  • Camouflage pattern will vary by patch depending on placement of patch on fabric.

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