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"Fun Size Boobs" - Easily Distracted By Boobies (Uncensored) - 4 inch PVC Patch -

Approx. 1.75" x 4" imported PVC adult-humor morale patch with hook backing, patch display support, and adult wording review.

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$7.99
Vendor
Tactical Gear Junkie
Type
Patches
SKU
BOOBIES_ALIEN_4INCH_PVC
UPC
12432930
Weight
0.5 oz
Availability
In stock

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Material
PVC
Specifications
Material
PVC

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Quantity
1
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Description


It's not nice to stare, didn't you know? This patch is for those who are easily distracted by anything related to boobies, as it will help them stay focused and be the ultimate badass. 
  • PVC Patch 
  • Measures roughly 1.75 inches tall by 4 inches wide 
  • Hook fastener sewed on back
  • A new "Fun Size"
  • Imported

 

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