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Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch
2.75" imported PVC patch with taser artwork, explicit adult wording, hook backing, and patch display support.
$8.99
- Vendor
- Tactical Gear Junkie
- Type
- Patches
- SKU
- DONT_TAZE_ME_I'LL_CUM_PVC
- UPC
- 62076450
- Weight
- 0.5 oz
- Availability
- In stock
Specifications
- Material
- PVC
Specifications
- Material
- PVC
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Nothing says “functional member of society” like a 2.75-inch PVC patch proudly declaring your deeply confused relationship with pain and pleasure. Featuring a taser and the phrase "DON’T TAZE ME...I’LL CUM", it’s perfect for making strangers uncomfortable at five yards.
- PVC Patch
- Measures 2.75 inches
- Imported
- Hook fastener sewn on back
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